Bank One Saboteurs

It is my firm belief that bank tellers at Bank One "misplace" deposits that don't include deposit slips.

You see, it's highly annoying to bank tellers when customers don't fill out deposit slips for ATM deposits. I know this because Katie, who works at another bank here in town, hates it when people are too lazy to fill out deposit slips. I am one of those people, ladies and gentlemen.

I look at the situation a bit differently though. I see a deposit slip on the outside of the envelope. So, why should I take the time to fill out the exact same thing twice? I will be writing what checks are in there, in each amount, and will be spelling everything out as simply as possible for the tellers who deal with my money.

Anywho, my conclusion is that they misplace deposits that don't include deposit slips more frequently than those that do. Additionally, I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional. This has happened to me twice in the last 6 months. You may think 6 months is a long time, but for a poor college student like me that rarely has money to deposit, that's almost a 100% misplacement rate.

The moral of the story: Keep your ATM deposit receipts if you don't wanna fill out those pesky deposit slips. They're gonna lose your stuff on purpose.