Amazon.com home defribillator review.

I found a funny review for the home heart defibrillator on Amazon.com today.

I've already written the manufacturer recommending some sort of modulating device. I learned the hard way that the payload is specific to the human heart. You see, our beloved terrier, Kevin, had literally barked himself to death chasing the jingling Christmas tree ornament stuck to his tail. Not wanting my six year old's holiday to be forever tinged by death, I called out: "The AED! Stat!" I couldn't recall the specifics of that CPR/ First Aid class I took in college some years ago, but I've had to jump start my '62 VW Beetle at least once a week for the last 2 years. Well, we had our own little Christmas miracle that morning. Ol' Kev batted his eyes, struggled to his feet and licked my son's nose. Much like a microwave dinner, which does most of it's cooking AFTER the zap, Kevin then tore through the house like a cheetah on speed before exploding in the bathroom. (See my review for Dr. Easy's Biocleanser.)

No one reported this to Amazon.