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To you, Patty Melt, I say that you may be the most diabolically delicious burger that I've ever tasted. You, in all your double pattied goodness, with your gratuitous abundance of gelatinous mayonaisse, may, in fact, be the greatest meal ever conceived.
The chest pains I'm experiencing now are nothing compared to the joy I experience when I take my first bite of you. I would gladly endure clogged arteries in order for my taste buds to telegraph the tasty messages you send my brain each time we meet.
I hope to see you soon (in relation to a purchase, not post-processing, to clear up any misconceptions).
Yours Truly,
Jojometal