Dear Canon

Dear Canon,

I would appreciate it very much if you were to send me a Canon S1 IS. The camera is just what I need, and I feel that we would complement each other well. I'll write a big article on how wonderful the canon S1 IS is. I'll even give you my trusty Nikon Coolpix 775.
You see, you are a large corporation with deep pockets, and I am a simple college student with pockets so small that adding a single gnat's hair would stuff them to capacity. Doing a good deed such as this would bring publicity... and karma... and a company can never have to much of either.

For Your Consideration,

Jojometal