GWB and Clinton joke

Someone forwarded this e-mail to me earlier today.

On a Train:

Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek are all traveling on the same train. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo
Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by
mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again."