January 04, 2005

The Happy Monkey Rating Scale Explained

It's pretty simple folks. I needed a simple rating scale for anything on the site that I need to rate. So, I figured what better way is there to quickly convey a rating than to graphically indicate the happiness of five little monkeys.

If something is utter poo, it will receive no happy monkeys. If it is the grandest of the grand, it will receive 5 monkeys. All other measures will fall in between in whole monkey measurements. After all, you can't make half a monkey happy.


The breakdown:

=Utter Poo. Steer clear.
=Has been known to wallow in poo. Handle with gloves and lysol.
=Hangs out with poo every once in a while. Use lysol.
=Associated with poo in college. You might get some on your shoe, but should risk it.
=Saw poo from a distance once. Worth a look.
=Has never even heard of poo. Embrace.

Posted by Jordan at January 4, 2005 10:07 PM | TrackBack
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